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Step into a world of outrageous headlines and tongue-in-cheek commentary at The Funny Newz. Inspired by The Onion, we deliver satirical news and absurd takes on current events. Expect laughs, wit, and a dose of irreverence as we skewer the news in the most hilarious ways possible. Get your daily dose of satire right here!

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Drunk Big Foot Rampaging Inside Pharmacy.

Funny Newz: Drunk Big Foot Destroys Pharmacy

HAYDEN, Idaho – Sam Clark, 56, a familiar face in the realm of “Bigfoot” sightings, was once the proud owner of Medicine Man Hayden Pharmacy. He often fed a local Bigfoot known as “Seamus,” who would occasionally wander into his wooded backyar...
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Funny Newz: Company Limits Words Employees Can Use

The Funny Story: Moroni Associates MIAMI ― The Funny Newz has learned of a company that has limited the number of words its employees can speak and use in email correspondence. They claim it is all part of their plan to streamline the communic...
Nerdy Computer Guy.

Funny Newz: Local Man Claims He “decided” to Become A Millionaire and Yet “Nothing” Happened

BOULDER, COLO.—Cliff Epperson, help desk support plankton at Hewlett-Packard, was tired of incrementally climbing the corporate ladder of the IT world, only to find he would be knocked down a few pegs at performance review time. In nearly 15-y...
Man finds a key to success in his garage. AI Generated image of this concept for real.

Funny Newz: Man Finds The Key To Success At Garage Sale

SEAFORD, Delaware — In a shocking turn of events, Ben Haseltine, a retired male nurse who dedicated his life to the noble art of caring for others at Nanticoke Memorial Hospital, has apparently stumbled upon a miraculous “Key to Success” just ...

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