Bingham's Notebook: Time Travel, Alternate Realities, and Alien Civilizations
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- Matt DeReno
- Bingham's Notebook
- 2024-08-09 17:02:17
KATMANDU, Nepal -- Studies show that a high percentage of online encounters usually end in disappointing fashion, mostly due to overblown and exaggerated user profiles.
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Blacksburg, Va. – Dr. Emilio Disaronno, a one-armed senior robotics researcher at The Virginia Polytechnic School of Robotics, who lost his arm when one of his robots tore it off and beat him with it, claims the 2006 world-renowned International Robotics Competition, sponsored by U.S. Army and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, was rigged.
CAIRO AND BAGHDAD— In a bizarre turn of events that sounds more like a rejected action movie script, Angel First Class David Harper was embroiled in a heavenly mishap during a routine soul patrol from Cairo to Baghdad. Assigned to watch over American soldiers, Harper's mission took a divine detour when he stepped out of his UberX and walked straight into a six-man ambush, sources confirm to FunnyNewz.
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New Year, new season. There’s nothing quite like the excitement of starting a fresh football season—especially one with the potential to go all the way to the Super Bowl.
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Every great football coach knows that the key to improving next season lies in taking stock of the current one. The same applies to your health. Think of the past year as your season—there were victories, losses, and perhaps a few fumbles along the way.
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